marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
thus making me awesome and them whores
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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