If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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