you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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