well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
