the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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