with your own penis?
barbara walters just said penis...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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