You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Randomize
