Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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