I wannas sexs uuuuu
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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