How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I still have a little drunk in my system
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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