does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
