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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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