One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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