At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
