yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
