this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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