You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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