I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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