I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
dude. I can hear the air.
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