I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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