I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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