So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
one two three fourrrrnication!
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Randomize
