I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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