i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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