let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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