Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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