Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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