put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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