Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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