i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so let's talk penis.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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