As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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