Sry I called you an 8
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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