so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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