he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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