Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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