what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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