Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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