using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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