Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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