Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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