you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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