Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
