I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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