just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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