The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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