I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Someone signed my nipple.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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