You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We had to coat check the pizza.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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