My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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