You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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