i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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