How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and she was petting her beer can
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Even my vagina gasped.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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