he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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