I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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