I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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