it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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