what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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